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[笑话] Moron.... BACK IN FORM.....

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except the moron.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Moron: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Moron's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in
his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
  
Moron visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Pak Lo goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'

Moron was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did the Moron cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
to avoid side effects!!!

Moron: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and
says 'please recharge your card'

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a moron painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats'

A moron was drawing money from ATM,
The passenger behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The moron replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
Home is where your heart is!

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